Those Nights I wish I had a live in slave

Times when I have a sweet tooth and don't wanna drive to the store, I wish I had a live in slave. Yesterday while washing dishes and getting ready to do my laundry, it dawned on me that I shouldn't be doing so much work. If I had a submissive slave to cook for me, wash my dishes, laundry and wash my car I would have it made in the fucking shade. I hate waiting to have my car washed when I'd rather be somewhere getting a pedicure. Last night I had a grilled chicken breast salad with shrimp. I made it. I could have had a slave stand in the kitchen and make it.