Life sucks without a computer

I'm so upset because my computer is in the shop and I hate using the lab on my campus. My uptight roomie doesn't like to share her laptop. I asked her if I could use her laptop to check messages and to access my online class, and the prick told me that I had 10 minutes. I swear she needs a good fuck or something. She's always so uptight about something. I'm usually in a good fun mode even when times are tough but my roomie is the opposite. She naggs and complain about silly stuff. Sometimes I feel like I'm living with a husband instead of a female roommate.

Lil' Kim nearly had a big wardrobe malfunction

LOS ANGELES — Lil' Kim nearly had a big wardrobe malfunction on "Dancing With the Stars."

This week's front-runner on the ABC dance competition had some trouble with her top at the end of a jive with partner Derek Hough on Monday night. Host Tom Bergeron provided cover while the rapper adjusted as she and Hough approached the judges table.

Lil' Kim told KABC-TV after the show: "I don't know why this happens a lot of the time, but ... the girls were tryin' to come out."

The nearly X-rated moment was edited out by the time the show was rebroadcast on the West Coast, but it didn't seem to bother the judges: Lil' Kim and Hough posted a night's best 28 out of a possible 30 for their spirited dance.